i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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