He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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