We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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