I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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