A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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