Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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