Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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