I can tuck mytits in my pants
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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