just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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