So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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