We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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