Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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