The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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