I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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