he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
