As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
