He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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