I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
it was like eating out sand paper
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh god it's open bar.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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