dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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