Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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