I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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