What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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