what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I love having hate sex.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Randomize
