i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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