I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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