i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
me + whiskey = a bad person
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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