Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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