Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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