"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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