They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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