when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You are a genius and a whore.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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