1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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