Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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