Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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