Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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