Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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