So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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