how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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