He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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