i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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