She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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