i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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