awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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