thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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