What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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