do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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