we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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