I wish i was in the wii world.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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