school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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