i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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